Lip Gloss and Black

God or something like that has answered my paryers!!

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 18:47:14 GMT

Lady GaGa is going on tour but not only that, shes performing in my area ON. MY. BIRTHDAY!!!!!!! I'm sooo there front row!

Tour dates:
November 27 – Montreal, Quebec, Canada – The Bell Center
November 28 – Toronto, Ontario, Canada – Air Canada Center
November 29 – Ottawa, Ontario, Canada – Scotiabank Place
December 01 – Boston, MA – Wang Center
December 02 – Boston, MA – Wang Center
December 03 – Camden, NJ – Susquehanna
December 09 – Vancouver, BC, Canada – Queen Elizabeth Theatre
December 10 – Vancouver, BC, Canada – Queen Elizabeth Theatre
December 13 – San Francisco, CA – Bill Graham Civic
December 18 – Las Vegas, NV – TBD
December 19 – San Diego, CA – San Diego Sports Arena
December 21 – Los Angeles, CA – Nokia Theatre
December 29 – Atlanta, GA – Fox Theater
* December 31 – Miami, FL – Knight Center *
January 03 – Orlando, FL – The Hard Rock
January 07 – St. Louis, MO – The Fox
January 08 – Chicago, IL – Chicago Theatre
January 09 – Chicago, IL – Chicago Theatre
January 12 – Detroit, MI – Fox Theater
January 16 – Atlantic City, NJ – Borgata
January 20 – New York, NY – Radio City Music Hall
January 21 – New York, NY – Radio City Music Hall

I need sleep!!

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 07:49:29 GMT

It's 3:43 am, I'm suppose to be sleeping and I have to get up at 7:20am for work! I'm keeping myself up though, if I would just turn off the TV and my computer then I can fall to sleep but I dunno why I have to keep watching episode after episode of Medium on DVD. I know I can watch them later but something in me HAS TO FINISH the episode. UGH.

I <3 the Dubois!

Watching "Yentl" late at night...

Fri, 29 May 2009 09:58:25 GMT

Mandy Patinkin is fucking sexy in "Yentl"! I dunno if it's the beard, the jewfro or both but I was falling in love and I even thought I was Barbra Streisand in some scenes with him! LOL

I have no idea why but I've been in a Streisand mood for 3 nights now. I saw "Hello, Dolly!" right after watching "Wall-e" 2 nights ago, last night I saw "Funny Girl", just now I finished "Yentl" and now I'm downloading "A Star Is Born" along with "Gypsy" and some other Bette Midler flicks that I haven't seen in years! So maybe It's so much a certain actress/singer but movie musical craving that I have. I exposed myself to "Wicked" earlier and I fucking LOVED it! Idina Menzel is fucking awesome! Ahh!!! I wish I could see her live. Anyway, that's about all I have the energy for at close to 6am. I'll let everyone know the court hearing today at 9am.

"Defying Gravity" <333333!!

It's getting down to the wire...

Thu, 23 Apr 2009 01:32:36 GMT

i went job hunting yesterday, hopefully i get a call from Pier 1 Imports. We also saw a couple houses which ok. My mom likes this 2 floor duplex with 4 bedrooms BUT the house is jacked up with nails sticking out of the walls, HORRIBLE tiling choices in different rooms, bare nasty wood floors (not finished in anyway, it looks like there used to be carpet), the stairs are smak in the middle of the place, theres no natural flow, all the walls looks like they were done by an armature. The ONLY good thing about it was the kitchen. beautiful dark stained wood finish and stainless stell and marble counter. everything else looks like shit. And the ower is asking for 1500 a month! Like I said, my mom really likes it and I can paint over what I hate. PLUS I get the master bedroom with its own bathroom and walk in closet! NICE! We;re still looking at other houses but we might end up picking the duplex and staying there and its like 5 mins from where Pokie lives so she can walk her drunk ass home when she comes over to drink! BOOM!

Having alters might be cool... for a while.

Sat, 11 Apr 2009 02:28:40 GMT

I'm obsessed with United States of Tara, 30 minutes an episode is NOT enough! Toni Collete and Diablo Cody are brilliant! Why can't I think like her Diablo?! Humph.

I missed sneaking into movies at AMC!

Tue, 07 Apr 2009 00:55:40 GMT

Yesterday was fun and i miss the everyday grind I've been doing for the past week. Not so much of a grind but at least I did something different everyday and I actually went outside my house. Today, it was back the same shit. But anyway, yesterday I went to Sunset to watch Fast & Furious with my hoes. It was better than I expected it to be but not something I'd rush out and download. NOPE! We snuck into A Haunting In Connecticut which freaked me the fuck out! I literally screamed and jumped at one point! It wasn't scary, it just had a lot of images that disturbed the shit out of me. I liked it a lot and the lead actor Kyle Gallner, was great too! I kept asking myself and Mimi who he was and that I knew him from somewhere. She IMDB'ed it on her fancy iPhone and he was in on eof my favorite episodes of Medium! He played a screwed up kid who develops a crush on a young Allison. The end of that episode is sad though. He was brilliant in " A haunting', really believed him. Not so much the actors who play his parents. Wanted Jake Weber and Patricia Arquette in those roles cuz I LOVE them as a married couple in Medium. But oh well, can't always get what I want. :( It was a pretty cool day full of me retelling my date rape and talking like Rorschach from Watchmen... Oh and saying "NOPE!" a hella lot! Thanks you Chelsea Handler for getting that stuck in my head.

P.S. Pookie get off that goddamn Blackberry!

Miami Dade County Youth Fair

Sun, 05 Apr 2009 17:37:11 GMT

The Fair was better than I excepted it to be. I rode a few rides with my little sister, almost had a panic attack on one of them though! I was all good with a big grin when it started and when I felt the G-force I thought "How much weight can this thing hold? OMG not only that but the weight applied to it when its traveling at 70 miles per hour and add spinning and and OMG the weight, I'm a whale! Can thing shit hold me?! Holy shit, this seat wants to go flying off with me in it and all that's keeping it from doing that is metal that can bend and snap with enough pressure! I NEED TO GET OFF!!" LMFAO! I freaked myself out so bad but I didn't vocalize it to my little sister, she was grabbing on to me for dear life and the last thing she needed was her big brother freaking out about the forces trying to hurl us into space and the metal holding us back!
I didst get my chili cheese fries which I'm upset about but I drank a huge thing of cherry slurrpy! Delicious and non nutritious! We still had 8 tickets left, enough for one ride but my little sister wanted to go on the bumper cars and my back was killing me by then. No one else wanted to go which is fucked up cuz my other sister could have gone but she choose to be selfish. Whatever. She rode one ride with my little sister and the whole time I could see she was dead serious and not having fun. My Mom, her boyfriend and I laughed hysterically at them! Good times.

I'm a twit.

Mon, 30 Mar 2009 15:33:15 GMT

I've been cheating on Live Journal with Twitter. :x

http://twitter.com/SingOrScreamIt

ClearsThroat...

Wed, 11 Mar 2009 06:37:27 GMT

Watchmen rocked my tits off! That's all. :P

My creativity is coming back kinda...

Fri, 27 Feb 2009 13:16:37 GMT

I hit a really bad dry spell where I made NOTHING, no blends, graphics, shit not even a proper wallpaper. Everything I made sucked and looked unfinished or boing and ugh.. until yesterday. I made a new layout for my site with some pictures of Robert Pattison (yum) and then later finally got an idea for a new "Se7en Deadly Sins" series! I used only pictures of porn star Francois Sagat. I'm not sure my flow is back but I'm actually really proud of both the new series and layout. Yeah, you could say the mirror images shit has been done but NOT by me! I've never really worked with mirroring images so it was kinda of a first. I've ever down reflections. But yeah, in case you curious... click the links ---> SE7EN, PRIDE, ENVY, WRATH, SLOTH, GREED, GLUTTONY, LUST, FIN. Not sure but I TRIED to tel a story, maybe I failed. :/

My 25th Birthday Recap

Fri, 02 Jan 2009 21:52:11 GMT

This was prob the best and most awkward birthday ever. Best meaning I got completelt floored by what Mimi got me as agift and awkward cause the... I dunno it wasn't a full blown out fight but more of a loud discussion were we put all our issues on teh table and admitted out loud to each other what has been kept inside that have pissed us off the whole year. It was weird and we were all drunk, other than that the day was awesome. It started off rushed cuz my Mom woke me up late and we had to clean and do all this crap in less then 2 hours before Mimi and Pookie came at 1pm. We were suppose to go out (my family and I) to have a BDay lunch but my Mom and her BF ened up going to Shorties to buy the food and bring it home. Anyway, my friends came over and we all went to watch "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" which was really good! The cinematography was breathtaking and well acted by both Brad and kate. Love it! After that we went t eat at T.G.I.Fridays. We spent like 85 dollars. Ouch. AND the steak was too small for it being 10onz and way too done and touch. I was gunna ask the waiter to take it back but Mimi was like "No, they might spit on our food! Didn't you see "Waiting..."?!" and decided to eat it even though it wasn't what I ordered. We both ordered med rare and it was well done. Whatever, we played a few tunes on the new jukebox they had and drank 3 margaritas and 1 long island each. We were, at least I was pretty fucking buzzed when we left. We stopped by a liquor store to get vodka and margarita mix came back to my crib and played this drinking card game where each number meant a different thing. That was hilarious! I was completely smashed like 20mins into it. LOL At around 10 or 11 (I dunno) I opened my presents. Now, I'm fucking drunk at this point, practically falling on the floor so you could imagine my reaction when I ripped open the wrapping paper on the Blu Ray player Mimi got me! Oh my god, I don't really remember but she tells me I fainted... flat on my face or something! LOL She also said I fell when I opened the first gift which was the 2009 Madonna calendar. Just seeing Madonna makes me want to scream with joy and faint. Pookie took pics while I was opening my shit, I have yet to see them. Once I get them, I'll post them on myspace. Mimi took pics of me next to al the gifts making faces at them, Really funny shit. The "fight" happened just after that. I don't need to go into details. It wasn't till 1am that they left and I hooked up the Blu Ray player to watch "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy". I called it a night after that. All in all, it was the happiest and most awkward birthday I've ever had. And I STILL can't believe she got me a motherfucking Blu Ray player! OH MY GOD. lol Oh and the talking Shaun! I seriously didn't expect those to gifts!

Just a thought....

Sun, 21 Dec 2008 21:42:34 GMT

I'm not bashing because I do like it but "In Bruges" is miles ahead of "Reservoir Dogs", which is only cool because people think it's cool to think it's cool. Thank you and Merry fucking Christmas.

The Golden Globes Nominatons and some of my picks

Fri, 12 Dec 2008 04:43:23 GMT

My Picks are gunna be italicized once I watch the ones I'm missing. So far I'm going for Angelina Jolie and Frances McDormand for Best Actress, Sean Penn and James Franco for Best Actor and Amy Adams and Heath Ledger for Supporting Role. I've picked my picks for all of the TV noms.

Best Motion Picture - Drama
The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button
Frost/Nixon
The Reader
Revolutionary Road
Slumdog Millionaire

Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture - Drama
Anne Hathaway – Rachel Getting Married
Angelina Jolie – Changeling
Meryl Streep – Doubt
Kristin Scott Thomas – I've Loved You So Long
Kate Winslet – Revolutionary Road

Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture - Drama
Leonardo DiCaprio – Revolutionary Road
Frank Langella – Frost/Nixon
Sean Penn – Milk
Brad Pitt – The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button
Mickey Rourke – The Wrestler

Best Motion Picture - Musical Or Comedy
Burn After Reading
Happy-Go-Lucky
In Bruges
Mamma Mia!
Vicky Cristina Barcelona

Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy
Rebecca Hall – Vicky Cristina Barcelona
Sally Hawkins – Happy-Go-Lucky
Frances McDormand – Burn After Reading
Meryl Streep – Mamma Mia!
Emma Thompson – Last Chance Harvey

Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture - Musical Or Comedy
Javier Bardem – Vicky Cristina Barcelona
Colin Farrell – In Bruges
James Franco – Pineapple Express
Brendan Gleeson – In Bruges
Dustin Hoffman – Last Chance Harvey

Best Performance by an Actress In A Supporting Role in a Motion Picture
Amy Adams – Doubt
Penélope Cruz – Vicky Cristina Barcelona
Viola Davis – Doubt
Marisa Tomei – The Wrestler
Kate Winslet – The Reader

Best Performance by an Actor In A Supporting Role in a Motion Picture
Tom Cruise – Tropic Thunder
Robert Downey Jr. – Tropic Thunder
Ralph Fiennes – The Duchess
Philip Seymour Hoffman – Doubt
Heath Ledger – The Dark Knight

Best Animated Feature Film
Bolt
Kung Fu Panda
Wall-E

Best Foreign Language Film
The Baader Meinhof Complex (Germany)
Everlasting Moments (Sweden, Denmark)
Gomorrah (Italy)
I've Loved You So Long (France)
Waltz With Bashir (Israel)

Best Director - Motion Picture
Danny Boyle – Slumdog Millionaire
Stephen Daldry – The Reader
David Fincher – The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button
Ron Howard – Frost/Nixon
Sam Mendes – Revolutionary Road

Best Screenplay - Motion Picture
The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button
Written by Eric Roth
Doubt
Written by John Patrick Shanley
Frost/Nixon
Written by Peter Morgan
The Reader
Written by David Hare
Slumdog Millionaire
Written by Simon Beaufoy

Best Original Score - Motion Picture
The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button
Composed by Alexandre Desplat
Changeling
Composed by Clint Eastwood
Defiance
Composed by James Newton Howard
Slumdog Millionaire
Composed by A. R. Rahman
Frost/Nixon
Composed by Hans Zimmer

Best Original Song - Motion Picture
"Down To Earth" – Wall-E
"Gran Torino" – Gran Torino
"I Thought I Lost You" – Bolt
"Once In A Lifetime" – Cadillac Records
"The Wrestler" – The Wrestler

Best Television Series - Drama
Dexter (SHOWTIME)
House (FOX)
In Treatment (HBO)
Mad Men (AMC)
True Blood (HBO) - I'm SO happy it got nominated!

Best Performance by an Actress In A Television Series - Drama
Sally Field – Brothers & Sisters (ABC)
Mariska Hargitay – Law & Order - Personally would like to see win.
January Jones – Mad Men (AMC)
Anna Paquin – True Blood (HBO)
Kyra Sedgwick – The Closer (TNT)

Best Performance by an Actor In A Television Series - Drama
Gabriel Byrne – In Treatment (HBO)
Michael C. Hall – Dexter (SHOWTIME)
Jon Hamm – Mad Men (AMC)
Hugh Laurie – House (FOX)
Jonathan Rhys Meyers – The Tudors (SHOWTIME)

Best Television Series - Musical Or Comedy
30 Rock (NBC) - Love this show!
Californication (SHOWTIME)
rage (HBO)
The Office (NBC)
Weeds (SHOWTIME)

Best Performance by an Actress In A Television Series - Musical Or Comedy
Christina Applegate – Samantha Who? (ABC)
America Ferrera – Ugly Betty (ABC)
Tina Fey – 30 Rock (NBC) - <3
Debra Messing – The Starter Wife (USA)
Mary-Louise Parker – Weeds (SHOWTIME)

Best Performance by an Actor In A Television Series - Musical Or Comedy
Alec Baldwin – 30 Rock (NBC) - <3
Steve Carell – The Office (NBC)
Kevin Connolly – Entourage (HBO)
David Duchovny – Californication (SHOWTIME)
Tony Shalhoub – Monk (USA)

Best Mini-Series Or Motion Picture Made for Television
A Raisin In The Sun (ABC)
Bernard And Doris (HBO)
Cranford (PBS)
John Adams (HBO)
Recount (HBO)

Best Performance by an Actress In A Mini-series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Judi Dench – Cranford (PBS)
Catherine Keener – An American Crime
Laura Linney – John Adams (HBO)
Shirley MacLaine – Coco Chanel
Susan Sarandon – Bernard And Doris (HBO)

Best Performance by an Actor in a Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Ralph Fiennes – Bernard And Doris (HBO)
Paul Giamatti – John Adams (HBO)
Kevin Spacey – Recount (HBO) - Personally would like to see win.
Kiefer Sutherland – 24 (FOX)
Tom Wilkinson – Recount (HBO)

Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Series, Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Eileen Atkins – Cranford (PBS)
Laura Dern – Recount (HBO)
Melissa George – In Treatment (HBO)
Rachel Griffiths – Brothers & Sisters (ABC) - Personally would like to see win.
Dianne Wiest – In Treatment (HBO)

Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Series, Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Neil Patrick Harris – How I Met Your Mother (CBS)
Denis Leary – Recount (HBO) - Personally would like to see win.
Jeremy Piven – Entourage (HBO)
Blair Underwood – In Treatment (HBO)
Tom Wilkinson – John Adams (HBO)

Pointless post...

Fri, 12 Dec 2008 04:13:51 GMT

I've pretty much given up on the following shows: Prison Break (I stopped watching after the 4th episode), My Own Worst Enemy (after it got canceled, I didn't see the point in continuing even though it was a pretty decent show) and Testees (mainly because I forget it's fucking on!). I still have hope for Fringe (even though it's jumping the shark just a little), Kath & Kim (hilarious but eh, if it got canceled I wouldn't be devastated), Mad Men (I can see the hype but seriously, it's slow paced and a bit dare I say boring. I like it but something huge as to happen for me to keep watching), Brothers & Sister (I love this family but even with real families, you get tired of the drama), Desperate Housewives (the 1st season was awesome, 2nd and 3rd lacked but this season is kinda interesting. Let me just say I was a HUGE fan of this show but its gotten so bad that I actually sold the season 1-3 and never got season 4).

I'm still fucking depressed about Pushing Daisies getting the axe. It's one of the best shows out there, there's absolutely NOTHING like it and it gets canceled mid season. UGH. I read on yahoo that there's 4 more episodes to go and I also read the the creator promises to satisfy the fans. The only way they can satisfy me is if NBC picks it up for another 5 seasons! I <3 Pushing Daisies!

Uh, that's all...

Stick-sticky and sweet, baby!!

Thu, 27 Nov 2008 08:41:50 GMT

Holy fucking shit! I had a blaaaaaaast! It was so much fun! I danced like a demon from dance hell! I thought it was a fucking club up in the bitch! This time we (Mimi and I) didn't have suck ass seat like we did for Confessions and we we're right next to the stairs so they weren't bad seats at all. Mimi wanted to switch with me cuz she doesn't like sitting next to strangers but the whole time she couldn't really move cuz people kept walking up and down the stairs. She actually hit a poor, frail, defenseless old woman on the head with her arm/hand during "Into the Groove" or "She's Not Me". She told me it was a full on whack and the woman looked at her like she was gunna murder her right there! LMFAO After that she didn't really wave her hands that much, which is a shame cuz I was all over the place... kinda. I had a pregnant woman next to me so I was constantly making sure there was distance between me and her stomach. heh. I still jumped and almost did the gay arms though! During "Beat Goes On" I was TOTALLY Kanye West! LOL There were to surprises also, During "4 Minutes" Timbaland came out and Pharrell joined Madge on stage for "Give It 2 Me" at the end which I must is the best remix I've ever heard live! That and "Like a Prayer". OH my God, did I LOVE LAP remixed! It was awesome live! I think most of the people didn't know which songs were coming up until she sang the first line, I fucking knew though. I was like "WOOOO! This is "Into the Groove", bitches!!!" It was funny. I love during "She's Not Me" when her dancers dressed as past Madonna looks/ears and she ripped their shit off and made them pose in different positions and then kissed the one dressed as her in the white wedding dress! Awesome!
I still think Madge could have cut "Spanish Lesson" and added either "Incredible" or "Dance2Night"... or "Skin" Love "Skin"! AT one point she asked for a old song to sing and I screamed out "SKIIIIIIN!!!" like she could me aaaaaaaaaall the way back there! LMFAO Some guy said "Material Girl" and she did that. Pft. :( I almost cried during "Miles Away" the lyrics make so much sense now after the break up. It made me sad. And I almost cried during "You Must Love Me". haha I'm such a fag! Anyway, the night was awesome, great way to spend the day before stuffing your face with turkey! Woo! I just wish it would have lasted another 2 or 3 songs. :( It felt short to me.
OH, I almost forgot Madonna being the Diva that she is made her fans wait almost 3 hours before she graced us with her presence! The show started at 10pm and we were on our seats since 7pm. I thought the show was gunna start around 8 maybe 9 but she HAD t be a Diva! And it was cold too and I didn't bring a hoodie thinking it would get too hot. Oh well, God love the Madge. :)

Tick Tock, Tick Tock, Tick Tock...

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 05:04:01 GMT

I'm gunna see Madonna tomorrow!!!! I'm soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo freakin' excited!

All eyes on me in the center of a ring just like a circus!

Fri, 21 Nov 2008 04:45:34 GMT

The new Britney album is HAWT! There's one song that is the "Spanish Lesson" of 'Circus' and thats "Mmm Papi". Just not feeling that one, it's a little too chonga for me and so not Britney's style. At least what I'm used to hearing from her. Other than that song the rest of the album is great! My fav tracks are "Circus", "Kill the Lights", "Shattered Glass", "Blur" (thats totally me and my drinking) and "Lace and Leather". And of course "Womanizer"! My favs from the bonus tracks on iTunes are "Phonography" and "Trouble". Trouble sounds like a remix or sequel of Madonna's "Get Together". Maybe thats just me but I love it! I have to say that I hate the cver they choose. Blah. It's boring. I expected bright lights, fire, wind blowing, tight leather with a whip under a circus tent... or something more exciting than her sitting with a fugly font and border. I really like the other promo pics though. They SHOULD have used the one of her walking on the tight rope as the cover or the pic above would have been great but oh well.

Download Link:
http://dl.phazemp3.com/253798/Britney_Spears_-_Circus_2008/

Confessions on a keyboard: Stuck

Sun, 09 Nov 2008 07:04:38 GMT

I guess this is the only place I can let some steam out without actually pissing anyone off or having to scream or cry in front of anyone. This is suppose to be my fucking favorite time of the year and I feel soooo fucking bored. Not Bored but numb. Numb and useless. I feel so fucking stuck. I go to the same mall every week, see the same people, discuss the same shit. Sometimes I wish I had more friends. And I know that sounds horrible. I have 2 best friends which I love dearly but I dunno lately it's feeling like there needs to be more. It's weird, I feel like we haven't progressed since we got out of high school. No, I feel like I havent progressed at all. Like I'm still emotionally 14 years old always referring back to a cock joke. I hear myself and I ask "wtf?" and I can't have a grown up conversation cause a) I run out of topics, b) don't have a full opinion or c) I'm not educated enough to add anything of value even though I watch MSNBC all fucking day the best I could come up with is "OMG are they serious? Really?! ugh." That disgusts me. The sad/funny thing is, I would like more friends but I'm afraid to make any! I don't get out much so my social skills are fucking horrible, I find myself kinda forcing it and being fake and I guess people don't notice it. Once someone starts talking to me a few mins later I'm out if topics and it's just awkward. I kinda feel like Dexter in that aspect, where I've mastered the art of pretending to feel emotions or whatever. That in itself makes me sound horrible and scares me, am I that kind of person? And I can't help thinking my friends think that about me when I'm with them. I just wish there was more. I want another life where I enjoy going out even if it's to a super market, damn it. I used to, where did that person go?

It feels so good, like hug from baby Jesus to see this!

Sat, 08 Nov 2008 04:57:01 GMT

Madonna & Britney "Human Nature" live on Sticky & Sweeet Tour LA

Halloween Horror Night's 18: Reflections of Fear

Sun, 19 Oct 2008 16:01:26 GMT

It's been a sorta annual tradition for me and my girlfriends to go to Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Studios (Orlando), last year we didn't go and I think the the year before also We started going in 2002. My memory is VERY foggy which concerns me. Anyway, this year we finally went and it was AWESOME!!!! I came back yesterday but I was SO fucking tired I came home, took a shower, ate and dropped dead on my bed!

These were the highlights on the way to Orlando:
- Lip singing to the Hairspray soundtrack with Mimi on the train.
- The actual taking of the train. We went on AmTrack.
- Getting fucking buzzed/near full drunk by the time we got to Orland. Seriously, I didn't expect to be so drunk I couldn't think straight or not stubble when I walked. I was shocked by how drunk I was in a place you shouldn't be especially if there isn't a sober person in the group!

Eventually the buzz went away once we got to City Walk where we then drank some more! All of us had a nice buzz... fuck it we were drunk again by the time we got in the park! Gotta love Margaritaville! I have to say after the first house, I was sacred sober! I'm not gunna lie. I tried to keep the buzz going by taking shots before each house but the liquor was very warm and I didn't want anyone of the security nazi's to cut my day at HHN short.

Park highlights:
- Getting the shit sacred out of me everywhere we went!
- The Rocky Horror Picture Show Tribute. I had the BIGGEST crush on a background actor. I still havent been able to find out his name! Pookie got a few pics of him with her camera. I wished I had mine, I could have recorded the whole show which was great. Can't go wrong with RHPS! We saw the show twice. Here's his picture: http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r316/CKYJohnnyD/l_9e1d3a54edaa4ef8871571ac1a549cb1.jpg Let me just say, he knew how to work my shit! The boy could grind that ass!
- The houses and overall atmosphere were all amazing! We went into 6 of 8 of the house. The ones we didn't go into The Hollow and Reflections of Fear, which I hear both sucked so maybe its was meant to be after all. By the end of the night we were so fucking tired, we didn't wanna wait in line anymore. On the house before last, (Scary Tales III) we waited a LONG ASS TIME! The line was redunkculous! The sign said 60 min wait but it felt longer and the line just kept going on forever! It was kinda worth it though, that house scared me death so much so I almost left Mimi behind! I just wanted to run out of there. This crazy ugly bitch jumped out of a mirror and made me crap my pants and scream like a bitch!
- Hearing the "Shaun of the Dead" movie soundtrack play outside Dead Exposure. I was excited and giggling inside like a geek. I <3 Shaun of the Dead. That was another long wait to, about 30-45 mins.
- The scarezones. The fucking scaractors are awesome!
- Me falling in Interstellar Terror. We had to cross a room that looked like it was spinning and me being buzzed didn't help much. this was the 2nd house. My eyes couldn't focus on a fixed focal pint so I fell. And I was grabbing on to the rails too! LOL! My legs just turned to jello and I went down on the left side.
- Being at Universal Studios right when the park opened.

I didn't grab any asses or do anything indecent though. :( The low lights were the huge amount of walking I did (I got/still have an EPIC size blister on my left foot) and the long lines. Next time we have to go on the first or second week. I read that the wait lines are 10 mins or less. In all it was a great time! I had a BLAST!

Now comes the part I HATED... never ride the Greyhound! We took a Greyhound back, me and Mimi got stuck sitting at the last row next to the shitter. It... suuuuuuucked. I was tired, hungry, annoyed, aching and hot the whole way back to Miami. And I seriously couldn't sleep with the vibrations and noise back there, it was impossible. And I was constantly opening my eyes to make sure people weren't coming back there to go to the bathroom. My legs were blocking the way in. It was the most horrible 6 hours I've ever had! (4:40-10:40am) And before that while at the Greyhound Station, my blood pressure dropped dramatically low. So much that I went pale, started sweating (not oh-I'm-glistening but Whitney Houston type of flop sweat) and almost threw up and fainted. I didn't really eat the whole day, all I had were granola bras, water and alcohol. I felt so bad I couldn't even get up to go to the bathroom to puke, I actually asked Mimi and Pookie if they had a plastic bag so I could do it there. Mimi bought me a sandwich. Bless her. But away, I fucking hate Greyhound now, they broke me. I was literally drained of everything by the time we got to the Miami station. I was done with it. Greyhound broke me. I even said that that Mimi, she laughed but I was serious. Oh, and at the station in Orlando, I felt so fucking unsafe. I was actually scared of what might happen. I kept getting these looks from EVERYONE. The place made me feel sick and so did the people. Ugh. Not pleasant. So yeah we finally made home but we still had to wait another 2 hours for pookie's mom to pick us up. Which kinda upset me, i just wanted to go home and shower, eat and sleep. After waiting for an hour I almost called my mom to pick me up. I would have killed to know how to drive or have boyfriend that could pick me up. Turned out mt Mom didn't have a car yesterday. And we waited outside in the heat too when we could have gone inside where there was food and air conditioning! I was SO pissed when we found out they had a small waiting room inside. So pissed. That's really when I wanted to just get the fuck home.

So, in conclusion, ladies and jellyspoons... I wish I could go back again. I would relive it all except Greyhound.

Thrid SNL skit with Tina Fey as Sarah Palin

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 23:04:29 GMT

This is so post worthy!

Second SNL skit with Tina Fey as Sarah Palin

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 15:31:08 GMT

Another hilarious skit on SNL with Tina Fey as Sarah Palin! I seriously can't wait till Thursday's VP debate!

A couple years from The Garden State? Maybe Nawlins?

Tue, 23 Sep 2008 20:40:34 GMT

So I had a chat with my mother today in witch she mentioned her boyfriend saying he never said ANY of the things I told her he said to me that night. Yeah, like I would make all that shit up?! Of course she doesn't believe him and shes told him he could leave anytime he wants... he hasn't. Prob feels guilty for getting us into the mess we're in. Anyway, I asked her if she wanted to relocate from Miami and she said that she's been seriously thinking about it, so have I. Right now, it's not certain but there's a possibility, maybe a 76% chance that we will move either to New Orleans were she has family (on her fathers side) and friends or New Jersey where she has a friend. She's hesitant about New Orleans because of the hurricanes and I have to admit I am too but I honestly wouldn't mind! She also said she wanted to go to Jersey once the lawsuit settlement is done to visit her friend/see house prices. I'm actually excited about the idea of getting the fuck out of Miami! It's hot and I feel so fucking stuck here. I can't really see myself living in Miami the rest of my life and the thought actually depresses me. I really think I need to move, start again somewhere new but fuck am I gunna miss my friends here... all 2 of them! lol idk I just feel like this is right for me my family. Granted, the move won't happen next month or even in the next 6 months. It's more 3 to 5 years from now so there's time to weight out the pros and cons.

Heroes 2 Hour Mindblowing Season Three Premire!

Tue, 23 Sep 2008 03:49:17 GMT

I had almost totally forgotten that Nathan was shot at the end of the second season! Good thing I watched the countdown pre show before the season premiere, I still felt a little lost cuz I barely remember a lot of what happened in season two. Fuck, I really need the DVD's. I hate that I can't borrow from Borders anymore. :( Anyway, the new season started off great! I'm glad Linderman is back, I wanted to know more about his character but was bumbed that we wouldn't get the chance since a fist was punched through his head at the end of the first season. Malcolm McDowell is plain awesome s I'm very happy he's back! Sylar finaly steals Claire's powers and leaves her without feeling pain (huh?) and we find out who shots Nathan... his own brother Peter! Granted, 4 years in the future Peter but still. And what made Claire deicede to kill Peter?! I was like "HOLY SHIT< NOOOOOOOO! NOT MY MAN!!!" lol!
I would have gladly been Mohinders human guinea pig before I saw his back after he injected himself with the hero whatever the fuck that was serum. Fuck yeah, I would love to have a super power... just as long as my body doesn't start to melt! Poor guy! Where those scales? Hmmm
I'm not sure if i like the new girl that can go really fast, I dunno, she just doesn't interest me as much as the rest of the characters. Shit, and why does Ando turn on Hiro?! I was shocked when he killed him! That and when Nathan came back from the dead scared/shocked the fuck out of me!
One thing though, I'm lost as to why Tracy Strauss looks like Niki. Are they the same person? Twin? Is Tracy another fucked up personality of Niki? Did Niki survive the explosion? Wtf? And we learn or at least I got the impression that Sylar is Nathan and Peter's brother! Oh em gee! They have to dive into Sylar's past this season, I have to know what happened. Did his biological mother Angela Petrelli foresee Sylar's destructive and violent future? Did she willingly give him up in hopes that he wouldn't turn out into the evil guy he is now? And on the next episode he and HRG (Noah Bennet) join forces?! And whats gunna happen to Peter trapped in Jesse's body?! Ah, so many questions!!!!! I fucking love this show and missed it so much! HEROES IS BACK< PUTAS and it's rocking my squishy hairy tits off!

The Fall

Sun, 21 Sep 2008 09:09:52 GMT

I watched this film last night around 4am and I was completely blown away! Tarsem <3! I absolutely love "The Cell" Its been one of my all time favorite movies but "The Fall" almost tops it for me... almost! Lee Pace is possibly my new favorite actor. I saw "Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day" with the lovely Amy Adams and he was sexy, confident and very intriguing to watch. I'm currently downloading "Pushing Daisies" Season 1 right now cuz I wanna see more of him! BUT I must admit the best actor in this film was Catinca Untaru who played little Alexandria. She completely my senses away all over my face! Quite probably the best performance ever by a child actor... in my opinion of course. But seriously, she was simply amazing! She charmed me from the beginning of the film and never once disappointed with her skills as an actor. Catinca was absolutely believable, multidimensional, but innocent and endearing, I felt for her, I cared for her, I fucking cried with her! Thats how amazing her performance was! I fucking bawled near the end! BAWLED. I could go for days about how beautiful her performance was but once word to best describe it is, believable. She has to have an Oscar nomination next year, I'd be very shocked if the academy snuffs her or this whole film for that matter!

So not to spoil the movie for those who want to see it here is some of the plot... Lee Pace plays Roy Walker, an early 20th century Hollywood stuntman, begins to tell a fellow patient, a little girl with a broken arm named Alexandria played by Catinca Untaru, a fantastical story about 5 mythical heroes who unite to fight a common enemy, Governor Odious. Thanks to his fractured state of mind and her vivid imagination, the line between fiction and reality start to blur as the tale advances. The movie takes a depressing turn and ultimately ends on an upbeat tone if your an optimist. :P I've read post on IMDB of people not knowing wether they wanted to laugh or cry and I think both reactions are ok. I guess the point is this, both of these characters were fallen, broken people suffering from deep mental wounds - he from the betrayal by and loss of his love, and her by the murder of her father and loss of her home. They found what they needed (a father figure, the will to live) in each other and were able to move forward and be happy in their lives is what I loved the most about this movie. I don't just recommend it solely on how breathtakingly beautiful the cinematography is, it's a great story and it has spectacular acting from both leading actors!

"The Fall" Movie Trailer